What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:35
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Why don't people like Nickelback?
Me : Sure.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
What is the happy reality of our generation?
Me : Thank you.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Why do people have polyamorous relationships?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : I'm 24.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Why do so many people like life?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Tea ?
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : No
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
Me : I don't drink
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).